(This is just a work of satire, like The Onion)A local Reynoldsburg girl named Rose Cinnamon excitedly shared with her Facebook friends a video of her dumping a bucket of ice all over herself."I'm super stoked to be the first one of all my friends to be part of the SLA ice-bucket charity challenge to… Continue reading Local girl discovers ASL ice-bucket challenge, one year late
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How NOT to do a manicure
You already know how to do a DIY at home manicure. But I bet you sure don't know how not to do one, right?Don't take off your old polish. Just coat the new one on top. Ain't nobody got time for nail polish remover. Don't forget to paint your nails on the new white sofa. Be… Continue reading How NOT to do a manicure
Satire
Student finishes book: "I've read worse"On Monday February 24, at 9:49 a.m. a sophomore student, Victor Clerval, finished reading the literary classic Frankenstein by Mary Shelley."It was fine, I guess. It wasn't great. I've read worse." The student said in an exclusive book review.It was reportedly required reading for the student's gothic literature class. Sources… Continue reading Satire
Buzzard for president
This is a satire piece I wrote for the Bullsheet, a daily informal student publication, in the fall semester of 2012 when the University was looking for a new President. I meant it to be humorous and for entertainment only. Buzzard is in the lead for next university presidentAs you know, thanks to the always… Continue reading Buzzard for president
Debbie Wakefield 