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Knock Knock jokes

Knock Knock!Who’s there?Madrid.Madrid who?Madrid you wash my jeans?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Alex!Alex Who?Alex plain later, just let me inKnock knock!Who's there?Little old lady?Little old lady who?Wow! I didn't know you could yodel!Knock KnockWho's there!Egg!Egg who?Egg-citing to meet you!Knock Knock!Who's there?Accordion.Accordion who?Accordion to the TV, it's going to rain tomorrow. Knock KnockWho's there!Leaf!Leaf who?Leaf me alone!Knock knock.Who's there?Hawaii.Hawaii… Continue reading Knock Knock jokes

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Deer will now be students

Hey. Here's a satire piece I submitted to the Bullsheet on November 9, 2013. Enjoy! The university announced yesterday that in order to relieve racial tensions on campus and to promote diversity, deer will now be admitted to the campus.“What better way to teach students to value diversity than to have diversity of species within the… Continue reading Deer will now be students

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Working at the Pet Wellness Mobile Vet Clinic

Today, I helped my mom at her Pet Wellness Vet clinic. I've been helping her with this since it started several years ago. My role has shifted from just filling out rabies paperwork to talking to customers to holding dogs for nail trims. Working her for so long, it seems like I know how to… Continue reading Working at the Pet Wellness Mobile Vet Clinic

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3 Biased Book Reviews and a Partridge in a Pear Tree

Over the Christmas holiday, we went down to Tennessee to visit family. One of the many benefits of travel is that it allows you to read a lot. I wolfed down three books in six days. Since I'm a writer, I can't help but read books as a writer and look for things to incorporate… Continue reading 3 Biased Book Reviews and a Partridge in a Pear Tree

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Details on last week’s East Quad vehicle accident

Details on last week’s East Quad vehicle accidentThe DenisonianNovember 18, 2013NewsIf you’ve driven the East Quad loop this past week, you’ve probably noticed the dented guard rail behind Crawford. A drunk driver ran his car into the rail last Saturday. The Denisonian briefly reported on the situation, but, now that the investigation has closed, we… Continue reading Details on last week’s East Quad vehicle accident