This is a satire piece I wrote for the Bullsheet, a daily informal student publication, in the fall semester of 2012 when the University was looking for a new President. I meant it to be humorous and for entertainment only. Buzzard is in the lead for next university presidentAs you know, thanks to the always… Continue reading Buzzard for president
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Deer will now be students
Hey. Here's a satire piece I submitted to the Bullsheet on November 9, 2013. Enjoy! The university announced yesterday that in order to relieve racial tensions on campus and to promote diversity, deer will now be admitted to the campus.“What better way to teach students to value diversity than to have diversity of species within the… Continue reading Deer will now be students
